The Handjob: The Black Sheep of Sex

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Why is it that the handjob is considered the black sheep of sex? How did I miss this? Let me use this time to petition you to reconsider adding the handjob back into your repertoire.  

1. It’s easy! – In the scheme of sexual acts, the handjob takes the least effort. Lube, a hand, a penis. That’s it, that’s all you need. Move your hand in a pleasingly frictional manner, and you’re done!

2. No limitations! – Don’t have a condom, no problem. On your period, again no problem. The handjob really doesn’t have any limitations, unless you have arthritis. Then you’re generally old and still trying to get it on, more power to you!

3. Location, location, location! – You can do it anywhere. Car trip? Sure why not, there’s nothing else to do for two hours. Taking a shower together, try spicing up your normal sudsy time. And no lube needed, use your soap. This is my favorite thing to do in the shower.

4. Nostalgia! – When’s the last time you’ve given or received a handjob? Probably not since you were a teenager. Evoke some youthful memories. But this time you have skill on your side. 🙂

I’m sure I could come up with a hundred more reasons. Help me bring glory again to this simplistic sexual act. No more handjob shame.

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7 thoughts on “The Handjob: The Black Sheep of Sex

      • Thanks for taking up the cause. I was listening to a podcast recently and they were saying that handjobs are a total cop out and unenjoyable. I could not disagree more – one partner really wants sex and te other doesn’t, a handjob with a dirty story is an awesome compromise

      • In our house it’s most often the result of me joining him in the shower. End of story. It’s simply one of my favorite things to do to him. Don’t know why, always has been.

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