So while surfing the interwebs this evening, Romeo found a funny meme referencing the stereotypical theme music for sex, “Bowchickawow-wow.” While it was humorous, I couldn’t help to think about how dated that reference is. If we could “re-write” the stereotypical song/jingle representing sex, what would it be? I came up with a few ideas with the help of some friends. Do any of these apply to you?
Do you have a partner who’s in the dog house? Not going to be getting any “lovin” any time soon? Try one of these as your new theme song.
En Vogue – My Lovin’ (Never Gonna Get It)
MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This
Equally as cheesy as “bowchickawow-wow,” but with an 80s flair.
Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar on Me
Tone Loc – Wild Thing
You’re in the mood for dirty animal sex?
NIN – Closer
Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch
How about a marathon sex session?
AC/DC – You Shook Me All Night Long
International Man-Whores need their own anthems too, right?
Jason Derulo – Talk Dirty To Me
What about cheap whores?
AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
How about oral sex?
112 – Peaches & Cream
50 Cent – Candy Shop
Need some inspiration to try out sex in dangerous places?
Nickelback – Animals
I’m fairly certain this talks about sex. Here’s your international reference. Bonus points if you can understand all of it.
Rammstein – Pussy
And finally, I had a hard time classifying this one, but this man hung out in an abusive cheating relationship just for the sex.
Limp Bizkit – Nookie
This was a fun game. Do you have any recommendations?