New Year New View

Never mind new year new you, how about new year new view. I know you’ve been wildly curious about our foray into the lifestyle and I’m constantly being requested to share more details. So for the new year, let me relate some of the common traits I’ve come to notice that as swingers, we all share.

Provocative Clothing – That doesn’t sound that abnormal right? What you’re missing is the fact that you’ll find swingers headed to a lifestyle party on a Sunday afternoon dressed like this…

no that's not a hooker, she's just headed to a party

no that’s not a hooker, she’s just headed to a party

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Trials & Tribulations of Dating

Oh first dates. Everyone in the lifestyle has a different path to walk, but essentially in order to meet new people you’re going to have to go on a lot of first dates. Whether that’s meeting at a party, or for an intimate dinner and drinks setting, it’s still essentially the same thing. First dates. Lots of them. I know, you vanilla people thought you had the monopoly on the agony of first dates. Sorry. Continue reading

Review: We-Vibe Tango!

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I had to put an exclamation behind it because that’s how excited I was to receive this toy to review. I must say, when We-Vibe first reached out to me to see if I’d be interested in reviewing a toy for them, I was over the moon. I’m not a virgin to We-Vibe toys, I’m already a consumer and lover of their quality and innovation. So to be approached by the company to review some more, absolutely! And then to make matters even better, I received not one, but two toys to review!   Continue reading

Holy Shit, Is this 1950?!

I just read this article, yes I read it start to finish even though I almost choked while doing so. Now before you go all crazy on me, keep reading. Seriously, read the whole thing. I know you’re starting to wonder how I get myself into these situations. Why even read the article you’re saying? I read it because on the surface I don’t disagree with the idea that you should have sex with your husband whenever he wants it.

Again, bear with me. Whenever he wants it should be an agreed upon thing amongst the two of you. We’ll come back to that.   Continue reading

Dick Pics!

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Naive Nancy is letting you in on a little bit of girl chatter. See, some girlfriends and I have been recently debating the phenomenon of dick pics and whether these are warranted and wanted pieces of digital flirting from the male sex. I personally love a good dick pic, but then again I’m spoiled. Romeo’s cock is a thing of beauty, a work of art. And he generally likes to tease me with such pictures when I’m out with the girls.   Continue reading