Naive Nancy’s Favorite Things #1 – Dreambrands Lubricant (Plus Giveaway!)

Welcome to a fun series I’d like to share with you, both literally and figuratively, Naive Nancy’s Favorite Things. 

For the first installment in this series, I want to share with you my favorite lube, Dreambrands The Natural Lubricant.

Dreambrands the natural lubricant

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Trial & Error – Sex Toys

not quite this wholesome

not quite this wholesome

I have some good friends that pride themselves on telling me like it is. I love them for that. And they not so gently told me when they thought I was becoming not so naive and that my blog name should maybe reflect that. It was at that time that you might have noticed my tagline shifted slightly. There you go blog readers, I let you in on a little secret. 🙂

Well, I’m here to argue that concept with them, and you I suppose. Let me tell you why I think I’m still very much naive and why this blog still relates to the woman/couple looking for honest talk from someone they can relate to . I’m going to let you in on another little secret. There’s been a sex toy review that has been sitting in my draft box for ages. AGES. It was started eight months ago and I’ve been dragging my feet on it. Not because I’m lazy, not because I have writer’s block. Because I don’t like the toy. That seems easy enough right? Just write a poor review. Well, it’s not that simple. I’ve always been here to talk about the things no one talks about, here’s another one. The reason I don’t like the toy has nothing to do with the toy, it’s me. I’ve come to discover I don’t like toys that vibrate internally in my vagina. So while you see good toy reviews and you see bad toy reviews, what happens when you haven’t learned your preferences enough to know what toys you do and don’t like yet. And how do you go about that process? Is there a checklist? Are there standard toys you should try and in a certain order? That’s what I ran across. Does it get much more naive than that? I bought a toy that had all the bells and whistles thinking I would like it only to find out it’s not my style at all. Now what do you do with it? And how do you convey that? I literally have a half written review sitting around along with a toy used twice. I feel like a perverted version of the Island of Misfit Toys. I have a box of misfit sex toys. Toys I bought before I realized what kind of toy I really preferred. So the true situation I present to you is two-fold. What is the process/is there a process to discovering what sex toys best suit you? And what do you with all the misfits?

Review: We-Vibe 4 Plus


We-Vibe was kind enough to send me not one but two great toys to review. As you’ve previously read I was sent the We-Vibe Tango, which I absolutely adore, and the We-Vibe 4 Plus. I was so excited to receive the We-Vibe 4 Plus because the first sex toy we ever purchased and I subsequently “reviewed” for this site was the We-Vibe 4. Continue reading

Review: We-Vibe Tango!


I had to put an exclamation behind it because that’s how excited I was to receive this toy to review. I must say, when We-Vibe first reached out to me to see if I’d be interested in reviewing a toy for them, I was over the moon. I’m not a virgin to We-Vibe toys, I’m already a consumer and lover of their quality and innovation. So to be approached by the company to review some more, absolutely! And then to make matters even better, I received not one, but two toys to review!   Continue reading

Review: E-Glass Screamer Glass Dildo (renamed A&E Double Trouble Glass G)



best thing ever

**Updated 9/11/14 – While reviewing my website statistics, I clicked the link I provided on the toy as to where to purchase it and realized it was a dead link. Upon researching this anomaly, it was discovered that since this was published, the toy has been renamed. I modified the title to accurately reflect that and adjusted the link to purchase the toy accordingly. All else remains the same. 


I’ve had this toy for a while and have been reluctant to review it. Not because it’s bad, in fact it is my favorite penetrative toy, but because I’m not sure that I can properly quantify its attributes. Romeo pushed me into writing this though. Because it’s my favorite he wanted me to share that joy with others. 🙂

e glass screamer

isn’t she pretty

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